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If you are a computer then I will play(romance) with it all day.

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Did you know? Why I m not started(on mood), coz you don’t give me the power to the mood on.

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My life without you is like a computer without os.

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Are you pc keyboard? coz you look like my type?

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Are you a computer, coz you turn out my software into hardware?

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You are the CPU of my body.

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Are you a computer? coz you make my life easier?

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Are you a driver? coz make my presence worthful.

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Are you internet? Coz it shows me connected but not by feelings

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If we are networks, then it must be LAN

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Your love is like wireless but I will catch them from anywhere.

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Recently are you sit on F5? Coz your ass was refreshing.

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Is your pant compressed folder?, coz I would like to unzip with love.

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Are you a monitor?, coz I can’t take off my eyes from you?

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Are you a USB port? Coz I have big size 64GB Pendrive 

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Hey sweetheart, you are so cute. You make my page error 404.

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You are must A++

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Hey sweetie, if you are java then you are the object of my love life.

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You are god’s great programming without error.

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When I m compiling our relationship, it shows perfect without error.

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Hey there is none of my body parts is soft neither micro

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You convert my floppy disk into a hard drive.

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There are some things that resistant to meet you maybe it is a firewall.

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You over speed my processor

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You are the hard drive of my dreams.

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I m the PC without your power outlet(before you)

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Hey queen, you are the command prompt of my life, command me 

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God created an amazing project with variable you and me.

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Are you a firewall?, coz I can’t get up to your heart

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Are you define with private variable?, coz I want to be the only one who can access to you.

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Come to my IP address and I will give you admin access.

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Can computer techy have skilled fingers?, coz I m looking for that one.

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Can you share your IP? computer pick up lines

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Would you be my permanent address?

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The only network which is connected to is your heart.

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Maybe your heart is open for me, coz I feel connected with the internet

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Text me YES if you like me.

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I like only one word in keywords, and that is ‘U’

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Can I boost up your memory by sharing my RAM

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What do you with me? abort, retry or fail.

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I think that my heart is a hyperlink with your heart.

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When I saw you, my links are redirected you 

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Are you 301? Coz I want you to make permanent redirected on me.

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Are you error 404?, coz when I saw you my mind will stop working?

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Your heart is like empty code, can I make javascript to fill it with love.

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Are you javascript?, coz I loop on you again and again.

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If we are binary then I must be 1 and you is 0

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Our relationship is like binary,  you and I make perfect love angel

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Do you like binary? Coz I want my 1 in your 0

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You are a hacker? Coz you hack my heart.

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God create your coding in A++

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Hey sweetie, turn off the firewall and let’s connect our ethernet cable.

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Hey motherboard, can you have an empty slot in it, coz my processor waiting to fit in it.

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What about a peer_to_peer saliva exchange?

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Are you googleing me? coz your solution is here.

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Are you google? coz you have all the answers to my query.

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Are you a search engine?, coz I m searching for you

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My drive has more space, we both can do anything that we want

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You are the love of my life, coz every time I check the condition it shows true

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Condition 1, if you love me then press truly otherwise false.

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Hey sweetie you are way hotter than my laptop bottom.

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I already google your name and I click on ‘i m feeling lucky’

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Pc is incomplete without a keyboard, same as I m incomplete without you.

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Are you a space bar? coz you hold the longest position in my life?

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Did you like capslock? Coz I like lipslook, we are same at the end.

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Are you monitor? Coz my love reflects in your eyes.

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I am thinking that we should increase our bandwidth.

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You must be internal parts of my project life.

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You must be compiler coz my day couldn’t start without you.

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If you are part of my domain then we definitely share cookies

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If you are a web browser then you must be fire_fox girl.

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Is your name google?, coz you have everything that I have been searching for.

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Maybe this is your email address, [email protected]

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Let’s interconnect our hardware.

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I already live with you in virtual reality, can I live with you in reality?

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My uptime is better then your exception.

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My feeling for you is way stronger than the magnetic force inside the hard disk.

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My love for you is not you can count on MB or GB, it is infinite.

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My love is for you remains constant(unupadated and unmodified)

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Actually, do you need me to unzip your secret folder?

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No matter how I sort this thing but you always hold first positions.

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Press any key to your dreams comes true.

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You are the only person in my life that I don’t want to send to recycle bin.

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You are that screen of my life that don’t wanna close it

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Are you an increment operator, coz you increase my interest in you?

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Can I log in to your heart?

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Are you SDK?, coz you develop my life better if I have you?

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You are the reason so I don’t wanna log out from your heart.

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2 things that I liked so much in my life. First is void and your voice.

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I already give you full access to my heart.

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The computer is the basic things in our daily life. So if you like someone who is a master computer then you should start the conversation by this computer pick up lines

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